| Recruiter: | Trust me, most of Iraq isn't what people make it out to seem. The news changes things to make people watch. They start off with, "So-and-so died today in Iraq," so that you'll watch. But what they fail to tell you, is that it was because the safety wasn't on for his gun, and he accidently shot himself. Most of the people in Iraq don't see action.
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| Student: | No, way. Did you see action?
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| Recruiter: | Here is the action I saw: me and some buddies got in a car, and thirty minutes into our drive, my buddy finds his leg against a hot bullet. We get out of the car, to realize we've been shot at for twenty minutes. But when they see us, they're like "Oh, shit! A lalalalala!" And they run off. |
